Zane: Jesus, if we knew all that we’d just go ahead and do it already.
Ty: Did it just get really warm in here, or …
Zane: No, it’s pretty comfortable.
Ty: I think it’s kind of warm in here.
Zane: Hold on. Are you getting nervous, doll?
Ty: My stomach feels like it just dropped ten stories. You don’t think it’s warm in here?
Nick: Oh my God … he’s got wedding jitters.
Zane: He really does. This is so cute.
Ty: He what?
Nick: I what?!
Owen: You whore!
Kelly: Stay in school, kids.
Zane: No. Ryan’s a man, a good man, not a fucking toy we can use to advance our sex life. I don’t have to do anything special to have hot sex with Ty, I just have to fuck him.
Ty: Good God you’re hot when you go all righteous.
Digger: Ugh, gag a maggot with this sweet shit.
Owen: Wuv … twu wuv
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.